monitor tan 

Someone who spends too much time infront of computer and get a tan off the monitor instead of the sun

Fuck that cunt needs to get out ... look at his monitor tan

monitor tan by Michael1 May 25, 2005

monitor

a device that is required in order to watch porn.

i fried my monitor after ejaculating all over it while watching porn.

monitor by snorg whore February 11, 2010

in ear monitor

IEM, or an in ear monitor, is a device that many musicians use on stage. "The most common In Ear Monitor system employs the use of a wireless system to send the mix to the monitors. This system contains a transmitter and a receiver pack that is worn by the performer. (Wikipedia, in ear monitors)

A band member can listen to a mix of what other band members are playing/singing at the moment. Many musicians can be seen adjusting these ear pieces or monitors that are clipped onto their pants during a live performance.

"I had to turn up the volume on my in ear monitor because I couldn't hear Jason's bass very well."

in ear monitor by Josh Fober November 18, 2007

mumbles menino 

Term coined by Boston radio talk show host Howie Carr for Thomas Menino, mayor of Boston since 1993. His tounge is way to big for his mouth leading to such phrases (and their meanings):
pottah pot- porta potty
wollin walli- rolling rally
ar chieve- achieve
bee yahn- barn
youse- you (plural)
well...you get the picture

Mumbles Menino is wicked retahted...but his botched quotes ah pissah!

mumbles menino by IPC November 14, 2005

monitor

what you're looking at right now.

monitor by pipi October 10, 2003

monnor 

two people who are in love with each other but will never admit it.

they pulled a real monnor this weekend.. denied their love again.

monnor by babygurlllll123 December 2, 2010

The Mayor Menino 

Poison ivy contraction via oral sex, causing the individual to mumble incoherently like 21st century Mayor of Boston, Tom Menino.

The Mayor Menino was first recorded in 1991, after an unfortunate late night skinny-dipping incident in the reservoir at Boston College.

I didn't know what the itch on my crotch was from the other night until I left the campus clinic, and saw my girlfriend with The Mayor Menino.

The Mayor Menino by Rob^Rob December 2, 2011