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Mahoney’s rule 

When someone starts saying something they have to finish it.
Sarah: Guys, did you know- nevermind
Joey: MAHONEY’S RULE

Sarah: uhg fine, did you know Stacy is pregnant!
Mahoney’s rule by Rachel Hoover October 20, 2019

Mahoneys 

White people. Neither derogetory or complimentary. Why? Well do you know any Black people named Mahoney? 'Nuf said.
Guy 1-Yo, Where you going today?
Guy 2-I gotta go downtown and fuck with them Mahoneys.
Mahoneys by BigBad Wolf June 11, 2006

phoney mahoney 

a false irish bar manufactured for caucasians to consume vast quantities of liquor in.
Man, why do you go to Johnny O'Hagans in Chicago, it is such a phoney mahoney
phoney mahoney by Chad Udell April 30, 2003
Vodka and OJ drink (Screwdriver) in remembrance of "Mahoney" Saatkamp.
There's no vodka in this Mahoney!!
Mahoney by Noko Resident July 20, 2011
O'Mahoney is an extemely AWESOME last name only givinto people who are AWESOME!! people with the last name O'Mahoney are all awesome and they are very intelegint. They are so cool and they get really pissed off when you leave out the appostraphy.. god damn it annoying
O'Mahoney's are an unique and they are awesome creatures

Double Mahoney creampie 

When a guy cums inside a woman twice in a matter of 10 seconds because he rarely sees action.
She took him back to her place, but after 5 seconds of sex he creampied her. He needed a few minutes to recover and they were back at it for another 5 seconds before he came again for a double mahoney creampie. It was 10 seconds of sex that left her less than satisfied. He would never hear from her again.