Louisiana

Contrary to popular northern belief, we do NOT all live on house boats, have pet alligators, or travel to school in pirouges. Crawfish, is NOT a crayfish or a bug, it is a delcicous shellfish esspecially when boiled with lots of seasoning, and dipped in a mixture of kethcup, mayo, tony's, and tobasco. One more thing, "yall" is not strange, or hick talk. It is just a contraciton using the words "you" and "all." Oh, and the Saints are not just New Orleans' team, they are all of Louisiana and parts of Mississippi and Alabama's team. I am proud to be from Louisiana and call it home. It is somewhere where it is an instant reaction to use words like "yes mamn," and "no mamn," please and thankyou, without realizing it. Manners are important here, no matter how much class you may think you have or not. And Louisiana is where when the gass prises are high we are happy, this means our state economy is doing really well. If you have'nt been to Louisiana (or were too scared that you would experience a culture shock) come on down we don't bite!

I love Louisiana!

Louisiana by Peace*Love*Dance February 18, 2010

Dirty Louisiana 

When the act of withdrawal during anal sex triggers spontaneous diarrhoea in your partner.

The dry cleaner asked me how my trousers got in to such a state, I said "dirty Louisiana"; it just slipped out.

Dirty Louisiana by Pink Oboe February 27, 2017

louisiana

Louisiana-cool name, cool place, kind of the best place ever. hey , we got parishes and yall dont.

in louisiana we got gators comin out our ears.

louisiana by t-dubbs April 30, 2006

spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders 

A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?

Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!

spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders by Gary Hatfield November 12, 2007

Louisiana

Louisiana has some of the nicest people I've ever seen. I'm from North Louisiana and I've traveled alot. I'm used to waving to people and getting a wave back, only in Louisiana. That's southern generosity for you :) Nothing like nice Southern people with funny accents. So if your visiting Louisiana, don't be afraid to wave to us, We'll wave right back and problaby strike up a conversation with you that consists of more knowledge about our personal lives than you ever wanted to know.

Northerner: *wave
Louisianian: *wave, How are you today?
N: Very well
L: well me too! Are you hungry? Im makin some dinner if you'd like to eat with us tonight!
N: *so taken aback, his head explodes

Thats that southern Generosity from Louisiana for you!

Louisiana by Noah of LA July 24, 2006

louisiana lipstick

A fully erect penis

The perfect shade for your lips is my Louisiana lipstick,

louisiana lipstick by 1travelguy. April 21, 2014

deridder louisiana 

A small town in West Central Louisana with a population of around 8000. Hotter'n hell in the Summer, still hot in the Winter. Nothing to do, ever. Too many churches and nothing to do for fun. This place is like going back in time 30 years. Need a place to hide...this is it.

DeRidder Louisiana is a small town in West Central Louisiana.

deridder louisiana by Globes Dad January 24, 2017