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fucked up shit

An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.

A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.
2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse

holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..
fucked up shit by da tr00f July 24, 2009
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got me fucked up

Nah man, I don't touch crack, you got me fucked up.
got me fucked up by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Shit is fucked up and bullshit 

Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.
Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!

Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.

Fucked-up Friday 

(n.) The weekday following Thursty (or Thirsty) Thursday, also preceded by Wasted Wednesday, Tipsy Tuesday, Messed-up Monday, Sloshed Sunday, and Shitfaced Saturday; also, the true beginning of the typical weekend alcohol/drug binge, most popular amongst the college student population
ex. 1 - It's been a long week, man...thank goodness it's finally Fucked-up Friday!
Fucked-up Friday by greenteajunkie February 14, 2010

im a fucked up puppy 

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

fucked up grill

Fucked up grill is referencing the situation of one's teeth. There is an erray of grill issues that can earn a person this particular title. examples include but are not limited too

1)Meth teeth: little pointy black nubs, a great example of this look in cinema is the headless horseman character in Sleepy Hollow.
2)Can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence teeth: This is when one tooth is way up front while the one right next to it is far back. This typically continues across the entire grill.
3) Piss poor hygiene teeth: we all know this person. Puffy red gums, bad breath, yellow butter coating on the teeth that are somehow still present.

4) Extra teeth: I know you know what I'm talking about. Above the tooth line of this grill has one to several little bonus teeth perched in the no tooth zone.
"Yo man, that chick would be hot if she didn't have that fucked up grill"
If the grill is severely fucked up the word ass can be added for added drama
"Dude, why didn't you let her blow you?" "Come on man have you seen her fucked up ass grill? I ain't putting my dick in that meat grinder"
fucked up grill by Groovingupslow December 7, 2015

You got me all fucked up! 

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Give me back my makeup bag.

Sit down, trick.

Bitch, you got me all fucked up! Hand it over.