AP European History

A piece of shit plus everything that you hate in your life put together into one giant Lego that you will step on... Don't take this class. You WILL regret it and you will shit a brick. Specifically the Lego brick that you just made.

pain, shit, more shit, AP European History

AP European History by King of... November 4, 2013

ap european history

a fuck-all hard class. taken by sophmores, usually ap virgins, who are about to get metaphorically ass-raped to stretch their asshole to the size of goatse. generally possible to BS with a lot of patience, the ap exam can be passed without learning much in the entire class. what little you did learn, you will forget over the summer. god forbid kagan wrote your ap euro book.

"Hehe, someone crossed out 'a hero' and wrote 'an hero' in my ap eurpean history book. I spent so much time laughing I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the chapter. fuck."
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"Because of ap european history, I know that 'defenestration' means 'getting thrown out of the window.'"
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"Why does the ap european history teacher use 'we' when talking about herself?"

ap european history by sp33chy November 16, 2009

European Coughdrop 

a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, pepper, cumin, salsa etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.

Chuck: Dude lets go do a European Coughdrop on Sarah!
Dale: Alright bro, I got my pulleys!
Chuck: Sweet!

European Coughdrop by stinkymeatball June 19, 2009

European Breakfast 

When you have a black coffee and a cigarette on your balcony in your tiny apartment somewhere in the city or in your huge house in the countryside.

“Hey Sebastian, you wanna have some breakfast the european way?”
“Yeah man I’d love some european breakfast!”

European Breakfast by Snailyboy May 6, 2022

European wetback 

A person from Spain or Portugal, and perhaps Eastern Europe too. Just like their counterparts, the traditional Mexican wetback, the European wetback doesn't speak English, steals public services, commit lots of crimes and probably doesn't have his papers. A general burden on American society.

Those fucking European wetbacks are ruining the neighbourhood with their lazy and filthy customs.

European wetback by 8 American Bloke March 19, 2011

European Dream 

'European Dream' is an expression that describes the objective that Europe strives for today.

For example: 'The dream of becoming a multicultural nation.'

My youth was the 'European Dream' that Europe strives for today.

European Dream by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005

Europenie 

An uncircumcised penis. More common in Europe than the United States.

Yeah, Jenny prefers guys with europenies.

Europenie by HubbaHubbaHippo August 23, 2009