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bullshitium by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011
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no bullshit attitude
A "no bullshit attitude" is an amazing thing to receive from someone who knows what they are doing or talking about, isn't willing to listen to whining or a bad attitude, and calls you out on your mistakes so you can improve on them.
And they expect you to know not to take anything they say personally, because they don't mean to. They don't know "who you are" anyways, so why should you be offended, and why should either of you care?
It also means they don't want to hear about your "style", If you're working for them, they've been there for longer than you, have earned their stripes, and simply just know better.
A "no bullshit attitude" isn't an asshole boss though. There are three-strike rules. They take the charge and pick you up when shit is hitting the fan. They give you responsibilities which are reasonable. They will however call you out and not disguise their lack of patience when they see irresponsibility, laziness or carelessness.
And they expect you to know not to take anything they say personally, because they don't mean to. They don't know "who you are" anyways, so why should you be offended, and why should either of you care?
It also means they don't want to hear about your "style", If you're working for them, they've been there for longer than you, have earned their stripes, and simply just know better.
A "no bullshit attitude" isn't an asshole boss though. There are three-strike rules. They take the charge and pick you up when shit is hitting the fan. They give you responsibilities which are reasonable. They will however call you out and not disguise their lack of patience when they see irresponsibility, laziness or carelessness.
I wonder how this guy even got the job. He acts surprised every time he's called out when he fails to perform a responsibility he agreed to when he read the job description. Clearly he can't handle our no bullshit attitude.
no bullshit attitude by hfontana August 14, 2016
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Bullshit Baffles Brains
A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007
miss me with the bullshit
A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bullshit
Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me
Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me
Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
miss me with the bullshit by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008
That's that bullshit
Said when one feels that a situation is extremely messed up and unfair. It's not just any bullshit, it's THAT bullshit
That's that bullshit by PISSED OFF!!!! FUUUU October 16, 2018
bullshit bingo
A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.
You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"
Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"
Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
bullshit bingo by Domestic violins April 27, 2008
Word of the Day on August 20, 2008
Bullshititis
A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.
"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."
"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."
"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."
Bullshititis by LaneG March 6, 2009