A delicious dessert first concocted in the humble neighborhoods of Westland, Michigan. They are chunks of waffles baked into brownies. They were inspired by Meaghan Brownlee after she repeatedly demanded waffles, and then asked for brownies once, of her dear friend Ash. The first and only execution was only technically a success, but the experience has lived on in infamy regardless.
Brownlees are more of a concept than a real thing.
OH MY GOD I WANT BROWNLEES RIGHT NOW WHERE ARE YOU ASH?!
v. When a woman (or man) takes a shit, does not wipe, and then has anal sex using the excrement for lubrication resulting in brown, shit covered testicles.
I can't believe she let you brownball her, what a slut. That's the last time I set one of my friends up with my mom.