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Artem Lobov

The GOAT of fighting, who dominates all who dare face him with his rangy -5 inch reach. Famously planted the seed of the infamous UFC 229 event between Khabib Nurmagomedov and Conor McGregor. Undefeated bare knuckle fighter and mixed martial artist with a record of ∞-0 respectively.
*Clop clop* what's that noise?
Ah it's the GOAT Artem Lobov
Artem Lobov by knobshit April 22, 2019
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Ron Artest 

1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.
Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!
Ron Artest by brandon November 20, 2004
Artem is the most cute and handsome man you will ever see.If you ever see an artem ask him to marry you on the spot because he is the most kind and unique man you will ever meet.his personality stick out in a crowd just like morning wood.
Look at the guy his name must be artem
Artem by Artemdhfhrb July 11, 2021
The future of football. One of the greatest minds in football covered with one of the greatest haircuts. The only thing more perfect than his haircut is his football philosophy.
Pep Guardiola should stick to laying cones for Arteta
Arteta by MagicMartinpele December 3, 2020
amazing fun friend, who will always be there for you, amazingly sexy and beautiful, usually with a smile on her face.
my arteya is amazing.
Arteya by ashy3298 May 6, 2011

Artemis Fowl the Second 

The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.

Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.

Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.

Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.

He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.
"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"

"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
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