sandy vagitosis 

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

sandy vagitosis by Tim K. July 29, 2008

Vaginosis 

1. A made-up disease where the main symptom is constantly acting like a vag

2. A person who constantly partakes in acts of vagery

3. A man who is always very effeminate

4. The disease exhibited by a homosexual male

5. The attribution of a vagina to a man

Rick: "What the hell is Yuriy's problem? He didn't come out to the bar so he could stay home and watch The Bachelor?"
Tom: "Yeah, he picked up a bad case of vaginosis last week."

"What a bitch, has Amanda always had that bad a case of vaginosis?"

Tom: "I can't believe that he didn't bet those pocket aces pre-flop."
Rick: "Looks like he's playing with a bad case of vaginosis."

Rick: "Did you hear about gay Joe?"
Dylan: "Yeah, I heard he got vaginosis."
Rick: "No, he got AIDS."

Vaginosis by Mr. Rickboto November 6, 2008

vagitosis 

Rare Desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.

Wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. His VAGITOSIS is acting up, somone call an ambulance.


Wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis

vagitosis by Airjordan11 May 13, 2005

vagitosis 

One who's breath cronically smells like canned fish. Often from munching on some nasty stank.

Yo Jim, you need to get listerine and stop eating katie's stanky pussy. It's giving you vagitosis.

vagitosis by qgrco9jhg June 25, 2008

Vaginosis 

A severe disorder due to unclean and unkept penis after intercourse. Also can be caused due to bad breath and saliva after oral sex. Can be cured after deep cleansing.

My vagina smelled horrible after he finished sex I think he caused me to have vaginosis!

Vaginosis by BlackLioness February 19, 2023

course-grain vaginosis 

Technical sounding term for "Sand in the vagina".

Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.

Patient: "I have this cut on my chin and it really hurts. I want to go to the hospital."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."

course-grain vaginosis by Bajingo Dingo August 15, 2011

vajinosis

When you can not make an excuse for why you didnt attend an event or function.

I came down with vajinosis so I cant come out tonight.

vajinosis by Pat rod December 10, 2016