brown recluse

The human anus.

In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.

by Pickle Ron June 18, 2019

Brown Recluse

Someone who never gets out of the house, usually isolated themselves in their house or room.

Hey man have you seen Tod?
Nah dude, that guy is a brown recluse when it comes to social events

by Pumpkineater69 April 13, 2020

Dick recluse

A bunch of dudes bone'n a female and/or male.
This creating a muddy, shitty, mess which resembles a spider (brown recluse)

Nate and his buddies were fucking a grandmother creating a dick recluse.

by Nesto September 24, 2006

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.

(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.

by Lucy444 January 11, 2010

Clit Recluse

When a female is sexually disordered caused by The mindless/ subconscious State of Mind. Often due to the “poor me” or self pity level of depression and/or is currently in experiencing extreme “basic bitch” episodes.

Outward projection by denying others and herself pleasure due to low self esteem and/or body image dysmorphia..

No bro, that chick seems hopeless. Defefinity has that “clit recluse”vibe. I wouldn’t buy her a drink, if I were you.

by LaurLaurBoobz April 13, 2024

Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.

The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.

by Kjar October 9, 2019