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schwankie 

A man that will do anything to get out of work. He'll show up after you set everything up and be all "oh everything is all done? swaggggg" and leave.
schwankie is so swag.
schwankie by swaggerthanthem October 28, 2011
One that has shwank
Kieffer got the shwanky head game.
Shwanky by anonymous April 27, 2021

Schwonky 

Slightly more intoxicated/inibriated than being wonky/tipsy. Especially if someone is in a funky mood when smoking a jazz cigarettes after beers.
Man those three beers and that jazz cabbage be making me schwonky.
Schwonky by lowkeytomi November 29, 2022
a sexual act combining defication with masturbation
"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"
schwank by jeff wode May 8, 2004
To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.
"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."
Schwank by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009

Schwanke 

In some languages means Penis. And also is a dirty magazine in Germany.
Did you see the new Schwanke magazine?
Schwanke by Kansasgirl January 21, 2009