Schoner 

When you are messing around with a hot chick, and right before sex you cant get a boner because you have to shit so bad.

I was about to nail the hot neighbor chick but then I got a massive schoner.

Schoner by bluntfest69 June 24, 2010

schoenen 

Fuckin' hottie!

Now there's a Schoenen!

schoenen by Nick February 10, 2003

Schouner 

A way of saying you think something is cool.

Hey dude, we are going to get fucked up.
.....Huh uh Schouner!

Schouner by Loco Diablo August 8, 2003

pooner schooner 

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan

Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner

pooner schooner by eddie house May 15, 2009

The Schooner 

The Schooner

While in a hot tub the male pulls his shirt up onto his head like a sail while rocking his penis through his girls ass cheeks. During the act the woman must repeat aye aye Captain.

Robb’s favorite move was the Schooner.

The Schooner by BellsBeach50 May 6, 2019

Schooner

Large male genitalia; another word for large penis or dick.

Damn, that guy definitely has a schooner, I can see it through his grey sweatpants.

Schooner by user12369420 February 4, 2021