Schuelke

Known for their quick wit and limitless knowledge; Jack of all trades; Fast learners. Always wanted by the opposite sex. Able to answer any question quickly and completely.

Man! That guy is a real Schuelke.

I wish I could be as Schuelke is her.

I am more Schuelke than you are.

How does one get to be so Schuelke.

Schuelke by Albert Thomas February 3, 2010

Else Lasker-Schueler moment

A moment in time or an occurence marked by:
1. A moment of clarity or "deja vu"
2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
3. A particularly poignant creativity or inspiration
4. A general feeling of unease or wonderment
5. An inability to adequately describe or comprehend "what just happened".
6. A feeling of being psychic or using alternate senses. Refers to the German-Jewish exile artist/poetess Else Lasker-Schueler.

Well, I was sitting here eating an apple and then I saw my 3rd grade teacher walk in. I gave her an apple, and haven't seen her for 15 years! What an Else Lasker-Schueler moment!

Else Lasker-Schueler moment by AddieE. April 27, 2006

schmudied 

Giving up on life and all that it means

The man schmudied himself into thinking he was going to graduate

schmudied by Mailme unger June 4, 2009

Schmoolie

A fuck up, someone who doesn't know

Oh wow, I really schmooled up. I'm such a schmoolie.

Schmoolie by Dannielleung September 5, 2016

schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass

im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie

schmuie by alan December 6, 2004

Schmele 

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

Schmele by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

schmullet

a jewish person's mullet. Not seen very often - sort of a rarity like the jabberwocky.

Wow! would ya take a gander at that schmullet the Rabbi's got!!!

schmullet by fauxvian November 7, 2006