schmecklehead 

A person who is a fuck up or buffoon

That guy is a friggin schmecklehead

schmecklehead by Westley E November 7, 2007

schmangler 

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

caca schmangler 

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.

That halo child is a total caca schmangler

caca schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Bentley Schmeckle

Bentley Schmeckle is a currency that currently sits at .004% value of the US Dollar. One Bentley Schmeckle is typically used for a singular vape hit.

Ty Brock spent one Bentley Schmeckle to hit the vape.

Bentley Schmeckle by Bama.Wave June 26, 2023

Schmeegly 

1. Inability to control ones self from floping around, like a fish out of water.
2. Having the traits of a wet noodle.
3. Schmee

When I reeled the fish in, I got it on the boat and it was all schmeegly.

Schmeegly by BohagonSlogan September 9, 2008

Schmeagle 

A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.

Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.

Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.

That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.

Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.

Schmeagle by ademitchell September 18, 2012

schmecklemans 

A word describing when plastic bags cut into your hands while carrying your shopping.

david was carrying his shopping home. He turns to brenda with a look of pain in his eyes and says, ''Iv got a bad case of schmecklemans''

schmecklemans by tommy turnbuckle November 30, 2010