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Schlanguage 

A physical language spoken only between intimate partners; referring to the male anatomy to communicate non-verbally during sex.
I see you speak-a my schlanguage!
Schlanguage by Morkoth July 25, 2016

Schlamagro 

The sexual act of ejaculateing into a book
1 . Wow I just had a great time doing schlamagro
2. Cool I'm going to schlamagro tonight
Schlamagro by Phil49 May 24, 2020

Schlongman 

Schlongman is like the guy with the biggest schlong of em all
Guy1: dude have you seen joes schlong?
Guy2: Uhm?
Guy1: He IS THE SCHLONGMAN
Joe has the biggest schlong nah hes just the schlongman
Schlongman by NathOnala November 12, 2021

Schlingmabob 

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest
Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob
Schlingmabob by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012
Anything. More often suggestive words like penis cum or sex.
“She schlawgging my schlawg till I schlawg”

“On schlawg” (like on god)

“I love when he says its ‘schlawgging time!’ and schlawgs all over the place”
Schlawg by God_of_discord August 3, 2023
1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex
Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.
schlawg by BennyBowler March 28, 2009