Ramana Syndrome 

A person who performs the act of assuming non-obvious assumptions, argues about the stating of obvious assumptions, debates the question till the asker forgets the main point and is on the verge of suicide.

People with RS tend to act normally in front of suicidal ( or people who have become suicidal because of some rs-infected person ) people.

1. That new guy in class suffers from Ramana Syndrome.

2. Conversation between 2 friends A and B

A : Why is C trying to justify everything that he is saying.

B : I think he had an encounter with a Ramana Syndrome patient.

Ramana Syndrome by ME551AH June 8, 2010

Ramon Salazar 

The little shit from Resident Evil 4. He has grey hair and wrinkles that make him look old and he is so short he could be mistaken as a child, but like he said.. He is only 20.

Ah, did you say old man, Mr. Kennedy? It might come as a surprise but I'm only 20 years old."

"I have sent my right hand to dispose of you." - Ramon Salazar

Ramon Salazar by Talim's June 18, 2016

Roman Squat

An event wherein Person A sits on the toilet directly followed by Person B sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of Person A.

This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.

Dan:"Hey Kevin, what was the last badge you got in the Boyscouts?"

Kevin: "It was the Roman Squat Badge! My Scout Master said I was his favorite, so I was the only one he allowed to earn it!"

Dan: "Kevin, Your scout master was a pedophile"

Roman Squat by ZNippleBandit October 6, 2016

roman soldier helmet 

The act of placing you ballsack on someone's eyes, and then laying your hose down their nose.

When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.

roman soldier helmet by yambag021 January 15, 2008

Roman Succession Party 

A party thrown which starts on the 31st of July at any time and continues into the 1st of August representing the succession of the leaders of Rome i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar (represented by July) to Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus (represented by August). This party is most formally thrown toga style with laurels strongly encouraged. Wine is common to be found at these parties along with Sambuca Romana and other Italian drinks. At 12 AM on the 1st of August someone (usually the host) has to pretend to get stabbed and after the stabbing someone splashes red wine on the person stabbed to represent blood. The party continues from there as any normal party would.

Bob: "Yo I'm throwing a Roman Succession Party. Do you want to come?"
Billy: "Only if I get to pretend stab you and splash wine on you."
Bob: "Yeah that's fine, show up around 6, and bring some cheap red wine."

Roman Succession Party by Dan J. P. Jr. or Dan the Man July 24, 2009

siamese roman shower 

the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.

root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.

i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.

siamese roman shower by rose kent August 16, 2007

roman soldier 

When you lay your cock across the length of someone's nose imitating the protective nose guard of the ancient Roman Soldier's helmet.

Last night I was going to give Julie a Tea Bag but instead decided to switch it up a bit and give her a Roman Soldier instead.

roman soldier by Jason K March 27, 2003