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Miso Moment 

When someone’s brain has a stroke, causing them to be unintelligible.
I was in a call with theo the other day, he had a total miso moment.
Miso Moment by Unknown7988 September 14, 2021
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miso soup 

Soup made from miso paste. Includes other tasty ingredients like nori and tofu. It is a delicious soup.
miso soup by a5678 September 8, 2005

Miso Moment 

When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.
"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"
Miso Moment by mydough! September 14, 2021

miso-horny soup 

A modern variation of the traditional Japanese miso soup to which Spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.
When Keiko and I went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, I encouraged her to try the miso-horny soup.

Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
miso-horny soup by whimzzical June 28, 2010

miso jelly 

An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.

Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"

"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
miso jelly by iddles July 12, 2012

Miso Swoop 

stuffing all of your uneaten sushi in a bowl of miso soup to hide so that the restaurant can't charge you for the leftovers.
When you're at all-you-can-eat sushi and you can't eat all you thought you could eat, the Miso Swoop is a handy trick.
Miso Swoop by skittlekitty2227 September 28, 2011