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Mandurah Handshake 

A common practice in Mandurah, Western Australia, in which you punch someone in the back of the skull as hard as you can, often putting them in hospital.
1. "Oi bro, you shoulda seen me give this random bloke the Mandurah Handshake last night at toucan."

2. "I've gotta go to court today over that Mandurah Handshake incident last weekend, I hope my Centrelink benefits don't get cut off"
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Madraploop 

Noun or Verb
When a woman beats you up and gets all in your face or she teabags you on the ground, bitch slaps you, or any other kind of in your face attitude.
Noun
McTard: "Madraploop, dude, madraloop"
Verb
"That cunt just madralooped me!"
Madraploop by matttm December 13, 2007

Maura Syndrome 

The feeling you get when time suddenly disappears while your girl-/boy-friend is around.
I got Maura syndrome yesterday, my girlfriend came over and suddenly 4 hours just disappeared
Maura Syndrome by rob123aber February 11, 2009
a hot babe who plays hard to get but really just wants all dem boys. Don't be fooled, if you want her, go for it. she'll give in eventually,
woah, did she just pull a majura on you?
majura by dkja May 14, 2015