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Lubricated 

Drunk, high or both
Bobby- "Hey you want to party tonight?"
Billy- "Yeah! Let's get lubricated!"
Lubricated by lubedLADY June 22, 2011

spit lubricant

spitting your saliva to use as a lubrication
I was with your girlfriend and we ran out of K-Y Jelly, so I used spit lubricant, by bending her over and spitting on her ass to lubricate my dick.

lubricated penis 

A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.
Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.

Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.
lubricated penis by Beerforthewin November 20, 2015

Monetary Lubrication 

Abrive, Somthing to sweeten the deal, Somthing to coax, persuading
Matt: My project is late.
Mr. Testa: I think we can figure somthing out with Monetary Lubrication.
Matt: haha
Monetary Lubrication by Peeedurrr January 24, 2007

The Giant Lubricated Horse Cock 

The most sacred object of all time
Number 13
In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock

Social Lubricant 

Any legal substance used to improve or enhance the mood of your date. Something that gets your date to open up.. be it her/his mouth; for converation or his/her legs for fornication. A situational substance that removes the friction from the dating process.
She was silent and stoic until we went to Jake's for some social lubricant. After two drinks we were talking about our parents and dancing like it was 1999.
Social Lubricant by London Craig November 8, 2006