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Lazed - ignoring something cause you're lazy.
have u pwned him in cs yet?
- na, i lazed teh game...
lazed by ceph February 28, 2004
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Lazerbeam 

Bro josh gave me 2 bucks he is such a lazerbeam
Lazerbeam by Slimeassaisian August 28, 2019

lazertits 

tits that just can't be controlled. always popping out, nipples blazing. they have a mind of their own. they used to be g's, but they were downsized. they like to party. they could suffocate a man.
dude i just saw that girl's nipples!!

obviously you did, they're lazertits.
lazertits by idontlikethatbitch April 12, 2009

Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”
"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
Lazer Mazer by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009

Lazerviking 

A future ruler of the world. Their organization is divided into 10 groups with a supreme potentate, all of which are dependent on eachother. There are only about 30, usually heavily armed with either sexiness or actual weapons, including but not limited to- knives, guns, chemical weapons, military aircraft, experimental weapons, and powerful laserbeams. They always have clothes on, as if they were to remove their clothes, their sexiness would tear through the very fabric space-time continuum. Indestructible. their most notable trait, as seen by survivors, is a viking helmet that fires lazers on comand. One of them is extremley fond of screaming, "get some!"
reporter- And in later news, A lazerviking was spotted on the moon, carving in bold, visible letters, "get some".
Lazerviking by lazerviking 1 April 3, 2010

lazercorn 

the magical and godly unicorn enhanced by robotics to become a god of justice.
its a lazercorn were all dead.
lazercorn by giga wulf January 29, 2015