Lala is the definition of a “ride or die bitch” Someone you go to war with NEVER against. She tells it like it is and it’s usually what you need to hear. A lover of animals and hosting a crowd. You’ll never find another... this girl down 💜
while getting a blow job, right before you blow, you pull out and yell Jack Lalanne, and you jizz on her eye brows, giving the Jack lalanne white unibrow
i gave that girl from the bar the Jack Lalanne last night
Dirtylala is when you get some of your own poo in your hand and run up behind someone and rub it accross their eyes and then yelling "you got pink eye!"
I saw a guy I knew from high school, he was a real jerk, so I crapped in my hand and ran up behind him and smeared the poo accross his face and yelled you got pink eye! he got a dirtylala