Horsepower

Horsepower is directly related to torque. With a low torque output, you will have a low horsepower output. Torque will start higher in the low RPM's but will always cross with horsepower at 5252.

Horsepower = (Torque x RPM) / 5252

Check out that car, it has so much horsepower.

No. It has a lot of torque.

Horsepower by T-I.net December 29, 2008

Hosepipe 

The act of a male, during sexual intercourse, to exit, by accident, just before climaxing and spray all over the female in question.

"he hosepiped again last night"
"oh, did it go in your hair again?"
"yes, yes it did"

Hosepipe by Lapsidaisy March 1, 2007

Hosepipe Ban 

When you have an argument with a fuck buddy, and prevent him/her from having sex temporarily. Typically ranges from 2-4 weeks, or until the banner gets drunk and horny. Not to be confused with ending a 'friends with benefits' relationship.

"I'm so horny ... but Ray is on a hosepipe ban, so I'm just gonna have to masturbate this weekend"

Hosepipe Ban by Stevie-D October 5, 2012

Horsepital 

A place for sick horses to get operated on.

The horsepital has an emergency room.

Horsepital by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

Mental Horsepower 

Mental horsepower refers to intelligence in the purest sense of cognitive ability and memory.
Those with high MH have the ability to learn math and science easily and trivially.

mental horsepower

Mental Horsepower by mathistheonlytruth February 2, 2017

je pommetje laten horlepiepen 

Slang for receiving oral sex, referring to the children's series "Pommetje Horlepiep"

Ik ga eens lekker mijn pommetje laten horlepiepen!

je pommetje laten horlepiepen by Sprk June 2, 2004

horsepissporn 

erotic cinima of horse piss

person: aww yha pee in my mouth! oh you dirty stalian! oh fuck yes...

horse: nay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person:oh fuck yea! i love watching horsepissporn!

horsepissporn by assclown2 June 16, 2010