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heisenberg 

verb (frequently with -"up")

To unintentionally change the observable characteristics of something, by the actions performed to make an observation. Derived from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
Design Engineer: "Why did you report that my board's 12v rail drops out under such a low current load? My rail does NOT sag when the board is installed in any of our products. How are you testing this?"

Test Engineer: "I'm using a huge giant solenoid to make/break the cooling fan's power contact, that's the only way to override the software's fan control. Since it's a 12v solenoid, I figured I'd just source its current from the board. All I gotta do is turn on the fan, and your board eats shit. It's a tiny little fan, why did you use such a pussy-ass voltage regulator?

Design engineer: "The fan isn't doing this, dumb shit. It's you, Heisenberging up my board with your solenoid. Find your own power supply for your horseshit test setup, better yet find me a real test engineer."
heisenberg by spider kidzs January 4, 2022
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Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle 

You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.
The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.

Heisenbergsslut 

A tiktok celebrity that makes my singing monster and art related posts.
"Hey did you see that tiktok by heisenbergsslut? It was so funny!"
Heisenbergsslut by gghhfdetvbj July 21, 2023

Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg 

Matthias is Heisenberg, not the breaking bad one but the quantum genius, mind = blown!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Heisenberg in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg, quantum leaps in acting bro!

heisenburger 

The funniest meme account on instagram. He posts lots of funny breaking bad memes and he is irony :o! He is way better than grandmas.butt and damn.program!
Damn! This Heisenburger dude is so funny and awesome, I think I'll follow him! (On instagram)
heisenburger by Notheisenburger December 29, 2020

Heisenberg 

Another name for white people.
Look here, you white, so you are Walter White, so you Heisenberg....

Look at that Heisenberg over there drinking that pumpkin spice latte.

I was riding with my one Heisenberg friend, he got pulled over by the cops, and they let him go without a ticket!
Heisenberg by Bro Bo Stevenson December 21, 2017

pull a Heisenberg 

1.) to first lick someones rectum, then sniff your own balls and finally look for someone to french kiss with.

2.) inter-species transmission of anal and penile bacteria via saliva.
John: If you don't do it, I'll get my dog to pull a Heisenberg on you!

Jane: Okay, okay, I'll do it!
pull a Heisenberg by kay_ January 31, 2007