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Soggy hash brown 

When you take the old barfly home at last call, they're not great but they are there at the bottom of the bag and you won't be against taking it, but you're a little disappointed in yourself for it.
I took a soggy hash brown home at 3am. Look I'm not proud, but it happened.
Soggy hash brown by Vipcard3 March 17, 2019

Honolulu hash brown

When one poops and regularly doesn’t wipe ones ass.
“Hey holliens been pooping in the parking again, no sign of toilet paper any where”
——“ oh dudes, he’s probably got a vicious Honolulu hash brown going”
Honolulu hash brown by Killtonian August 11, 2021

brown hash 

When you're sitting down and that fart you just produced turned out to be more than a fart, filling your underwear with a mushy mess of feces.
Bro1: "Damn brah, that fart is repulsive!"
Bro2: ".. bro, I think I just made brown hash.. "
brown hash by evercurious February 23, 2017

hash brownies

Brownies baked with marijuana for the intention of getting high.
You want some of these hash brownies?
Yeah, I need to get stoned.
hash brownies by Sonya June 29, 2004

Charlie Hash-browns 

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'
Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.