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Center Surfing 

The act of being inconsiderate of someone else's weed and bowl pack. When you literally Surf your lighter flame over the middle of the pack to get the best hit you can.
Total dick Head: Hey brahhh pass the bong i wanna get fucked up
Awesome kid : chill (passes the bong, Against better judgement)
Total dick head: I smoke reefer all day (takes hit)
Awesome kid : Nice job center surfing you flem wad

Total dick head : brahhhhhh brahhh chill I'm just smoking' reefer
Awesome kid : Get the fuck out of my house you square (slams door)
Center Surfing by KaseCharles October 25, 2011
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David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center 

The worst school in North Miami, Florida. The staff isn't good. The teachers are horrible. The lunch is disgusting. This school is EXTREMELY unsanitary (there are roaches and rats everywhere in this school). The electives are horrible (ex: Peer Counseling). There are no teams nor clubs. There are fights pretty much everyday. It's a bad school overall.
You go to David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center? That school is so bad.

Center Rat 

a person who hangs out at West Hartford Center almost everyday.
Todd: Hey you have any idea where has Julia been?

Jim: Dude she's most likely at the center she's such a center rat
Center Rat by RandomEmoKid March 6, 2009

cunteloupe 

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.
The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.
cunteloupe by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007

Center of Attention Syndrome

Someone suffering from COAS is so pre-occupied with themselves and their issues that they have a hard time paying attention to anyone else. An extreme version of being self-centered narcissists, sufferers of COAS frequently don't know that they suffer from COAS, but they would love the idea that they suffered from an illness.
Yo! That girl totally suffers from COAS, Center of Attention Syndrome. She had no idea that my dog died because she was too focused on the drama with that bitch from her job. self-centered narcissist self-absorbed douchebag

centergauge 

a centergauge is when you find something cool or your friends say something stupid
hey aaron, “
“ yeah what’s up?”
look at this centergauge i found!”
“wow clattergnatter”
centergauge by centergurt May 16, 2020

Centennial High School 

A school in MD, probably the "best" school, but we all know it's trash in almost everything except for maybe academics (but that's dropping too). Our football team sucks ass, while our lacrosse team is just fuckboy's and hoes. Then there's the track team, man these guys are horrible. They literally sold the dumbest shit, cookie dough, while every other team sold shit like pizza. Oh and the building, it feels like a elementary school, with people banging in the bathroom, and fuckboys smoking weed, and the weebs spreading cancer. Overall this school, just like any other Howard County high school is trash. Actually it's all high schools that are trash.
Bitch from hebron : Yo our school's trash
Weeb from Chingtennial: you wish, Centennial High School is weeb heaven