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burgundy poof 

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.
Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!

Straight Burgundy

Not slick. The opposite of cool. This is the bottom of the hierarchy of being. No conscious style or effort in fashion shown. Very much not put together.
'Woah, did you see that one kid? Straight burgundy, mate.'
'See that girl? Yeah she's straight burgundy'
'Dude, you're not killin it today- you're lookin' straight BURGUNDY'.
Straight Burgundy by spicym8 May 13, 2015

burgundy 

An embarrassing public erection. Derived from the Will Ferrell movie "Anchorman"; specifically, the scene in which Ron Burgundy (Ferrell) gets a very obvious erection while asking out new co-worker Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate).
Friend 1: "Oh man, I was in Algebra checking out Ashley's ass when the teacher called me up to the board to do a problem. I had such massive burgundy, everyone started laughing at me... F**k, my life is over."

Friend 2 (laughing): "Yeah, dude, I heard about that already. It's all over school. You might wanna stay home sick tomorrow. But hey, maybe some of the girls were impressed."
burgundy by Tanabata78KDS November 22, 2011

Burgundy 

A country in EU4.
Also
Burgundy-ez nuts.
Meaning to beg for deez nuts.
William: Burgundy is winning the war!
Me: Burgundy-ez nuts.
William: Die.

Burgundy Bone 

1. A beautiful dark skinned woman with just the slightest hue of red.

2. A dark skinned red bone
DAAAAAAAMN look at lil momma over there! Yeah she a bad Burgundy Bone
Burgundy Bone by DoubleONigerian February 2, 2012

Burgundy Nosedive 

To perform cunilingus when the recipient is menstruating.
Pedro: How was your night last night?

Jack: I didn't realise untill after but I did the Burgundy Nosedive.