blumplestilskin 

When you give yourself a blumpkin while squeezing a 3 year old sun-dried tomato

I can't believe Becky dumped me, time to Blumplestilskin

blumplestilskin by Hopscotch Randy August 6, 2016

rumplestiltskin 

my ex husband. another nickname is gremlin 🤩

rumplestiltskin won’t leave me alone 😩

rumplestiltskin by ponchohq March 30, 2021

Rumplestiltskin 

A man that I unironically find sexy

Yup Rumplestiltskin

Rumplestiltskin by The gay lizard April 28, 2022

Rumplestiltskin 

A man that I unironically find sexy

Yup Rumplestiltskin

Rumplestiltskin by The gay lizard April 28, 2022

Rumplestiltskin 

The best character in Once Upon A Time.

Person: my favorite character in OUAT is Rumplestiltskin
Any insane person: nah the best character is Henry

Rumplestiltskin by The gay lizard May 8, 2022

Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore 

When you take poop out of an unflushed public toilet and take it home and freezedry it and use it anally.

john: wanna go make some Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore

astrid: yes i would love to, but my arms are broken so can you do it for me..?

john: yes i would love to sugar boom boom baby!!

Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore by theyhateastrid April 30, 2024

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls 

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."

Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls by mysticklemom June 7, 2020