Bel Air is full of posers. Who would have thought people would be wearing pearls and trying to be like inner city kids. Who would have guessed all the farmland in the area would turn into vast houses and kids flaunting their parents money. People here think they are the shit and stick their nose up so high they could get a nose bleed. There is four kinds of groups, your a stoner, a wannabe thug, a douche bag, or you could be chill with everyone. Fights break out every winter, "Winter Beef." Watch your back around Bel Air, people talk shit like they have 50 tongues and two faces to go with it. It looks like a nice town, but your highly decieved by this. Your not in unless you have lived here your whole life, otherwise you become an outcast or everyone hates you. Full of judgemental people, i'd run if i were you.
with me its like you hate me or love me, there is no in between.
yeah if u ask people about me they always say yeah shes chill.
thats becaue you smoke a shitload of pot!!
yeah if u ask people about me they always say yeah shes chill.
thats becaue you smoke a shitload of pot!!
by Samantha Petty March 15, 2005
Bel Air is a place where half the kids think they're cool and talk about it. They try to impress everybody, and at a party they drink a couple of beers and get hammered, and smoke no weed. Another huge portion is huge losers who do absolutely nothing with their lives. However, if you find the right place, you will encounter constant blunt smoking, many games of beer pong, and hot bitches who DON'T give it up that easy unless you've got those skills. CBS
by The Right One April 11, 2005
Bel Air guy: Dude what was the lacrosse score?
Fallston Guy: 33-0 Fallston
Bel Air guy: i wish i lived there.
Fallston Guy: 33-0 Fallston
Bel Air guy: i wish i lived there.
by Poor Bel AIr October 26, 2008
Boring ass town in Maryland where the highlight is Harford Mall which is the smallest piece of shit mall I've ever seen. Kids drive around all day pretending to have somewhere to go and occassionally hang out in a parking lot and talk about their cars with loud mufflers. The girls are snobby sluts who start having sex at 13. Everyone has had atleast 1 STD that they all get from the same person. Everyone is an alcoholic because there's nothing else to do and most white kids think they're black.
by secret agent man April 01, 2005
Bel Air, the nice way of saying bored ass place to live, surrondings include: Gothic clicks, crown, small house parties, clever rural roads, and a whole bunch of tree. Beer is our substitute for pleasure, but the consuming of alcohol usually waits till the weekend, for the weekdays, well we like to go on extensive burn rides for 3 hours so we dont go home bloodshot. But the biggest thing about bel air that everyone knows, its all about your friends, without your certain group of friends your life is extinct. Other than that, just a whole lotta pot smoking and a whole lotta lovin, given out by me to all the hot ladies in the district......and blaze mad blunts, hell im not even from bel air, im from abingdon, and for those of you who dont know where abingdon is, dont look, we already dont like you
by iloveyourballs March 13, 2005
Full of extremely tight assed rich kids who think their lives were oh so difficuult becuase their daddy slapped them upside their make-up caked face becuase their got a nick in the Benz. Oh jeez. Bunch of fucking whiny ass wanna bes. Gossipers. Rumor mill. everyone that lives around here is pretty much full of shit..yea...that about sums it up.
Bel Air Female: Hey like my name is Katrina, how big is your penis just so I can prepare myself
Bel Air Male: You know, I'm onthe Bel Air football team
Bel Air Male: You know, I'm onthe Bel Air football team
by WeAllFallDown6 March 28, 2005
Or Blair as Bmorians like to call it. A place, located in the middle of no where but the people think they run the world, full of rich families and their rich kids who all drive convertables. The Harford mall is the hang-out spot(that no one seems to remember pre-GAP) for the mall rats in middle school. When you hit high school, this can be upgraded to the Plaza, aka the parking lot between McD's and Superfresh. This usually doesnt last long, until you are all kicked out to Wawa down the street. There is nothing to do in this town, except smoke pot and have sex. Harford county is the number 2 county in the nation for growing pot, and its not a suprise. There is some kid everyother house who gorws pot either hiding it from their parents, or smoking it with them.
Next time you come to Bel Air, knock on a random door to score some home grown weed(if they don't, try the next door) and bang their mom. It's ok, you are in Bel Air.
Next time you come to Bel Air, knock on a random door to score some home grown weed(if they don't, try the next door) and bang their mom. It's ok, you are in Bel Air.
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by jon doe March 03, 2005