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The aTRUMPinator 

Very similar to The Assassinator -- some very intelligent person (***NOT*** a true-blue total asshaberdasher!) who assassinates President-Elect Donald Trump.
The aTRUMPinator was on the prowl for Trump not far from the Trump Tower in New York (which was firebombed the other day) looking to assassinate the asshole before he took the Oath of Office.
The aTRUMPinator by Telephony December 12, 2016
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being a trump

Making yourself rich while exploiting the people who helped you.
Ivanka's brand of feminisim is her being a Trump
being a trump by TdDub March 12, 2017
A "Trump" is the highlight of an evening when a trump voter jerks you off while you squat and shit in their mouth yelling "MAGNA MUTHERFUCKER MAGNA!!
I took Jenny home last night and found out she voted for Orange Hitler....so I saw the need to pull a trump. Boy was she surprised!
a trump by Taxidrvr May 6, 2018

Pulling a Trump 

Getting hired for a job, despite being highly unqualified. Typically, you applied for said job as a dare, joke, or just because you can. You BS your way through the initial interview process, until it becomes too embarrassing to admit you're not actually qualified and you don't actually want the job.

Usually, the said job requires a career of experience and great feats; however you manage to bypass the process by: keeping your goals vague, not giving any details about your plans, and stating that you alone can fill this position.

Bonus points are earned if you are hired despite being openly bigoted towards anyone different from yourself, AND you are chosen over someone who is obviously much more qualified than yourself.
Jill: I can't believe I actually got that job as the pitching coach for the New York Yankees. I've never even thrown a baseball my life!

Tom: Wow, that's really pulling a Trump.
Pulling a Trump by feel_the_bern November 15, 2016

Take a trump 

When your poop comes out orange and angry
The President is taking a big, steamy trump all over immigrants. (Take a trump)
Take a trump by madzd February 8, 2017

pull a trump 

When you need to build a wall in fortnite
Guy 1:"THAT GUYS HAS A SNIPER. PULL A TRUMP!"
Guy 2:"K" *builds wall"
pull a trump by makinglunch March 13, 2018

Take a trump 

Take a dump. Take a shit.
I have to go take a trump. I dropped a massive trump.
Take a trump by nny December 17, 2016