onionade 

onionade is made when life decides to hand you onions and not lemons.

Onionade sucks.

onionade by some dumb person March 9, 2018

wendy's onion rings 

Something that should exist, but doesn't.

"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"

wendy's onion rings by that_dude31 January 17, 2017

Onion Job

A sexual act involving the insertion of a male's penis into an onion in an erotic manner

Yo dude that chick I've been seeing just gave me the raddest onion job I've ever had while we were watching Shrek 2. She's a total fuckin ogre at heart man.

Onion Job by ShrekLove69 November 29, 2016

smacking onions 

the sound of balls banging ass.

"I took her from behind and started smacking onions."

smacking onions by kalcaunniag October 11, 2011

juicy onion 

A wet and creamy vagina that smells so rank it makes your eyes water.

I can’t stand eating her out because of her juicy onion.

juicy onion by KK Stanky Peach October 28, 2017

Soviet Onion

The place where humans get chopped, and onions cry when they do it.

In the Soviet Onion, onions chop you

Soviet Onion by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

Onionbutt 

A butt so amazing it brings tears to one's eyes.

Jim: Hey Scoot, you see that hostess?
Scooter: Damn, she's fine and check out that Onionbutt!

Onionbutt by Nefmaster July 20, 2011