rubber dick

Unable to reach an erection. Due to prolonged drug abuse. See 'Billy Willy'

Yo! That's some serious shit man!!! It's given me the Rubber Dick!!!

by Sevenstrokesofthemonkey July 20, 2003

dick trap

when a woman asks a man a question or suggestion that no matter how he answers or which choice he makes, he is in trouble.

"Can I see your porn collection honey? I promise I wont get mad" "I'm not answering that, it has dick trap written all over it!"

by Bryan Berry November 9, 2008

Andy Dick

see fag

Andy Dick has no fans and is absolutely not funny at all, this is probably why he was an alcoholic, or something like that, no one pays attention to him, it's like Denmark.

by Have fun with that July 12, 2009

rice dick

A tiny penis that cannot promote moose knuckling or gapping as it is too small to overstretch the inner labia (labia minora) and too thin to separate the outer labia (labia majora). The opposite of horse cock.

She barely noticed the penetration of his rice dick.

by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

dick whipped

woman controlled by her man

The woman was dick whipped by her man and his big penis.

by Pixie November 24, 2003

Chinese dick

What white, black, and mexican girls want but are usually too afraid to ask for. A stereotype that is used by the media to put the asian community in check because the media is owned by white men, duh! Mainly used by white men because they are pissed off that there is hard asian cock in their cheating girlfriends at this moment. See asian definition #3.

Latina #1:Hey that asian guy is pretty cute.
Latina #2:Why don't go over there and holla at him?
Latina #1:Uh I don't know (thinking about the chinese dick stereotype).
Latina #2:Fine I'll go talk to him myself.(whispers) wuss.

by Ch1naMan510 June 18, 2006

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002