Beat the Cheese

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008

gapperoni and cheese

Putting bus length gaps on random civilian cars as soon as the light turns green

“I served our gapperoni and cheese last night to a Nissan Rogue”

by larrsenssmolpener August 2, 2019

Knob cheese

Cheese that some people might enjoy on toast or crackers it is organic cheese and smells a bit off but is enjoyed by CERTAIN people.

“Putting knob cheese on my nanas crackers (PRANK GONE WRONG)

by Margo! March 2, 2022

Dick Cheese

dick cheese is when the crease between your balls and thighs smell.

"oi fam you ave dick cheese"

by IoFudgeManoI December 11, 2018

Cheese muffin

A word that's code for expressing anger against someone you don't like in a group chat. The person is normally in said group chat. The person is in most cases unfunny as fuck and annoying.

"grr... cheese muffin" "this cheese muffin"

by ilovepepsi420 December 26, 2021

mildewy cheese

the cheese you find in the back of your refigorator that u dont remember buying

Erica :MOM! is that mildewy cheese in the back of the refridgorator?
mom: i dont remember buying that, just leave it there it might be good

by ET buggie August 15, 2006

Ass Cheese

When a man cums in a girls ass and leaves it there to ferment for 3 days until it is crusty enoughto eat with a spoon.

Homie I pounded Tiffany 3 days ago her ass cheese is bomb.

by J walka May 18, 2016