fairy dogging

To have gay sex in a public park with strangers.

I went fairy dogging in the woods.

by AJ Quick May 24, 2014

paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014

Fucking the Dog

Pretty well any Job in Ottawa Canada, a government town that aspires to be a city one day.

Similar to knowing Fuck All, but bragging about it as well.

Did you hear about Bob? He's now Fucking the Dog since he moved to Ottawa.

by jaakkmeehoff January 8, 2020

a chill dog

A therapy dog; a dog who you can take to the park, but also take to visit cancer patients. A dog who you feel like you should pass the blunt to.

“Wow, did you see that dog at the hospital? I could have sworn I’ve seen him at the park. That’s a chill dog.”

*intense coughing and retching while passing a blunt*

“Yo, you’re telling me your dog goes to hospitals and shit ? Pass him the blunt! That’s a chill dog.”

by 2g1bubbler March 11, 2018

Dog dick

Lipstick 💄

Why are you rubbing that dog dick on your face Becky?

by Lipstick 💄 November 28, 2020

Dog on Tuesday

"Dog on Tuesday" is a synonym for going crazy, mentally and physically.

Word origin: Dogs dig up shit angrily on Tuesday, therefore they are fucking crazy.

Bro, I'm so dog on Tuesday right now.

by Lonelyboy34528 June 10, 2022

Dogging the boys

When boys will not participate in an action with the rest of the boys willfully.

Person 1: "You hear about that dumbass Dylan?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the one that wouldn't watch anime with the boys"
Person 3: "That's the one, he really is dogging the boys"

by MasterBarber January 11, 2021