smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead

Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.

by leimagnus September 25, 2013

monkey rumbler

a dirty gresed anus explorer

oi barlow do u like monkeys ?

ye y

do u like vibrators up ur arse ?

yep definately

well ur a monkey rumbler :P

wats that ?

its when ur shit rumbles and u make the screech of a monkey

by cruntybadger June 16, 2011

fuck monkey

It's a cum dumpster

Your a fuck monkey you got hoes coming out of your ass like you don't even know

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015

monkey hosing

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

by DirtyBob April 18, 2015

Sponge Monkey

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

by orc chops August 2, 2013

Monkey Slum

A black person, or person of color who is a slave and is oppressed in the slums of the racial dominancy of white superiority.

Those monkey slums will never become superior than the white race.

by jabbercum January 25, 2019

pond monkey

A girl who thinks she's hot shit when in reality she's uglier than a horses butthole. Usually hangs around and jumps around to local gas stations and follows her ex boyfriend around and demands that the dick comes back.

look at her! She smells like a god damn pond monkey.

by luckyduck50 December 15, 2016