De-pissing

The process of depissing some in which you - with consent - roofie them, feed them lots of water and liquids before pushing down on their stomach forcing them to pee all while they are asleep.

Yo, I heard Deana got de-pissed by Josh!

I heard Sandra likes de-pissing.

by Dimmadem April 3, 2022

homemade piss lemonade

Lemonade made in your house with piss as the main ingredient. It’s also used when someone made terrible move in party games.

Your answer is totally a cup of homemade piss lemonade

by D_Dawg_Y February 22, 2020

the piss

The piss, brittish slang /swearword.
It's important to sak THE piss and not A piss

Did you just eat that?! Are you taking The piss

by Dank memes melts steelbeams November 14, 2017

the piss master

The master of piss and pissing

j: who are you?

d: I am the piss master

by ThePissMaster April 26, 2024

Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

piss poo

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by but sack October 18, 2022

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024