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piedmont kid

Usually a wealthy white kid from the small town of Piedmont California. They are unaware of their racist comments towards minorities and tend to drink and have worse drug problems then some inner city schools.
Did you hear what that piedmont kid just said about black kids? He said that he "saw" the kid in Oakland with gang members. Turns out they were just his dad and brother. Such a piedmont kid thing to say.
by putumayo afro latin December 4, 2013
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scene kid

Same emo, different music. Often persecuted.
For a better idea of a scene kid, see emo for reference.
by SkyWulf October 14, 2009
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Scooter kid

The best type of kids they spend 700$ on a scooter with there moms paypal and snake everyone (OR) they’ll be hella cool doing flips and riding the bowl like a boss
Skater : get outta my way you scooter kid

Same Skater : yo you need to do 2 flips next time (lol)
by ImNotYourHater August 29, 2018
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GMod kid

The lowest of the low. The child you pray to god you don't have when you conceive one. The worst kid you know. All you need to know is that the GMod kid is the scum of the earth, and, if left unchecked, will bring unspeakable terrors to the future of humanity as we know it.

GMod kids can typically be identified by their strong desire to run from what are known as "Nextbots" within the video game "Garry's Mod" developed by Facepunch Studios. While likely an utterly, mind-numbingly boring and asinine activity for anyone with more than a dozen brain cells, the GMod Kid finds a sick, twisted pleasure in being chased by PNGs and GIFs across a decades old video game environment. They seem to have somehow convinced themselves that they are genuinely terrified of these, despite being harmless still images downloaded off the internet that follow the player in a linear path.

The GMod kid has no free will, or, if they did, have completely tossed it to the wind. Their minds are a slave to whatever meme is currently trending amongst social media. They tend to be obsessed with Metal Gear Rising (this obsession being reflected in their "Nextbot" sessions with Senator Armstrong being a popular pursuer), ULTRAKILL, nice argument senator, capybara, wojak, femboys (but only ironically, right guys?), gigachad, jerma, sus, and breaking bad. They are trite, derivative, and fundamentally incurious people. Will probably grow up to do absolutely nothing of importance.
"God, that kid that sits in the back of algebra class is so weird. All he did today was regurgitate the same two lines from Metal Gear: Rising over and over."

"Yup... he's a total GMod kid."
by literallyacupofzaxby'ssprite December 5, 2022
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Scene Kid

Any person who razor cuts their hair to an extremity, wears tight clothes, listens to post hardcore bands and tries to adopt a specific genre of music such as electro pop or usually 77 punk music as their own.

Guys usually seem to choose to be "scene" in an effort to get more girls to sleep with them, while at the same time alienating themselves from society because they look gay but are reportedly straight.

Unfortunately myspace has become a breeding ground for these "scene kids" since being a myspace whore and a scene kid go hand in hand.
"Lyke omfg, comment my new picture!, thats all that really matters to me since I get my ass kicked in the real world; on the street like every other scene kid!"
by Adam B0mb August 3, 2007
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scene kids

the biggest arse holes of our time who think they are better than everyone else they claim to be hard core, yet they wont go in a mosh pit because they might wreck their hair what the fuck?!
they care about hair more than life itself they need to sort it out.
they also have myspace which is for fags with crappy names such as Ninjendo and tori riot
OMG Ninjendo, I'm not going in that mosh pit my hair will get ruined. I know I cant go in because I'm a lesbian (when I'm not realy)
"You scene kids are such cocks"
"fuck off we're not scene" (flicks hair back out of eye and back in)
by Pulman December 9, 2008
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emo kid

self obsessed, narrow minded, extremely vain individual who acts deppressed but is secretly fine, whines about everything, follows the crowd, is a whore, dresses like all other "emo kids", tries to be deep and meaningful but comes out with bullshit, follows the crowd, has no grasp of the meaning "orginallity" or "individualism"
by mr sir May 29, 2005
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