cock spreader

one who touches/scratches his balls and then touches things

Guy 1 "That guy over there scratched his nuts and then touched the remote to the T.V"

Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"

Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"

by The nagger June 12, 2009

cock nogget

Someone who Nogs cock

Michelle Obama is a cock nogget

by Poo Master Haun October 7, 2016

Cock vore

The art of inserting objects into the cock

Man1, do you want to do cock vore

Man2, yes

by Ronald Ulysses Swanson January 10, 2022

Cock Rocked

When a girl is so in love with a guy to the point where no matter what the guy does she’ll always comeback for a relationship. Similar to the word “pussywhipped” but is a label used mainly for girls who can’t hop off a guys dick.

“Bruh Amanda is SOOO cock rocked over Brandon”

“Dude I know, she walked in on him fucking another bitch for the 3rd time this month and Shes still with him”

by 3 inch thunder March 5, 2020

Sock Cock

When the Condom is too big and it slips off inside of her. So in other words you cock is baggy and old and sloppy.....

"Jayde had such a big pussy ( slut ) that Chris had a Sock Cock"

by Sock Cock March 13, 2018

Pineapple Cock

a penis that has multiple bumps resembling the roughness of the outside of a pineapple

"My pineapple cock looks terrible!"

by shaboinga January 1, 2012

Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap

John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!

by Deadomens June 5, 2018