Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a formerly obese persons excess skin

Bro did you hot pocket her
Yeah bro I love fucking her skin rolls

by BML60 May 2, 2022

Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 19, 2022

Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

Hot Pocket

A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.

Gurl! You be looking like a hot pocket!

by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018

Hot pocket

When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.

As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.

by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020

woman-pocket

noun; slang for vagina

I want to have sex with your woman-pocket.
I want to put my dick in your woman-pocket.

by No Condom John October 7, 2009

Pocket Pussy

An electronic vape that looks like a p*ssy when you put it in your pocket.

"hey can you hand over that pocket pussy?"
"wow that pocket pussy sure looks like the real thing"
"I'm hooked on pocket pussies"

by ChaiSpice February 12, 2024