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Ghetto Man

The savior and protector of the ghettos around Albuquerque, New Mexico (real name: Douglas G. Mancini). Around the middle of 2008, Ghetto Man made his dynamic debut in Crap World Productions. Ghetto Man was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, his parents abandoned him at the age of two in a Burger King. He spent ten years of his life in a local Brooklyn adoption agency, until one day, at the age of thirteen, Ghetto Man ran away. In a nationwide search for the truth about his long lost parents, Ghetto Man eventually came to the realization that his parents obviously didn't care for him. Settling in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Ghetto Man now resides in the west mesa, only helping his fellow ghettoists when called upon. Ghetto Man has many followers known as Ghettoists.
1) Ghetto Man may have killed that Asian hooker, but look at the bright side, he just helped stop the spread of herpimonosiphoaids!

2) When it comes down to drinking, Ghetto Man prefers tequila.

3) Don't roll a blunt without inviting Ghetto Man.

4) Help Ghetto Man control the gang activity in his ghetto by donating to the Ghettoist Church today!
by GhettoMan420 May 5, 2010
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Italian man

A man... from Italy.
P1: Look, it's the Italian man again. He must really like pasta.
P2: Last week he drove here and I s2g the road had skid marks on it.
by sighkick June 28, 2018
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Jamaican Man

The most loyal men on Earth

Studies show 100% of females worldwide prefer jamaican men because of there accent, sexiness, and long penis
Females: Omg I had sex with a jamaican man I had a organism in 2.2 seconds
by Shawnthagoat August 30, 2019
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man-buttered

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.
Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.
by howaboutagordosandwich February 28, 2011
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man dump

The act (or physical remnants from the act of) taking a large and masculine defication, or shit.
Whoa, I'll be right back, I gotta take a man dump.
by Alias X Beoulve August 4, 2006
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feminist man

Basically faggots who support women rights. Which is bad!
I am a proud feminist man who believes in women's rights!
by I hate women October 8, 2017
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man spackle

Semen that is very thick and lumpy.
"I just filled her up with man spackle!"
by pedro romero June 21, 2005
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