king kong dong

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003

king ching fadoodle

a word that means anything you want it to mean used for confusing people

I love your new king ching fadoodle, where did you get it?
-or-
Finish your king ching fadoodle so we can go outside.

by Holly January 10, 2005

death to your king

In all his glorified horror.

The killing time.

by poopshoot October 5, 2003

King alal bobo

Another B.S cert for those who actually work and can never find another sec in there life to spend on getting a cert they know nothing about.

Don - Hey I'm a CCIE, CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS
what about you?

Tom - Hey well I'm a King Alal bobo, why don't you toss my salad.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

Horgan, King of the Jews

a drug obsessed lunatic whose sole concern in life is to acquire drugs and alcohol to feed his addiction. He cares about no one but himself, and makes it known through his conniving, jewish, douchey actions. When caught in the act (as he normally is) he attempts to be slick but ends up making himself look more scummy and retarded than he already is. basically, he is a pathetic waste of life

Person 1: Dude what the fuck man my ounce is gone, and my wallet

Person 2 : What the fuck, who could have taken it?

Person 1: that British kid, I think they call him Horgan, King of the Jews

by applesaucejohnjohn November 21, 2010

Hot Beef King

A man who is "Hot Beefed" an obscene amount of times, ultimately making him the Hot Beef King. A 4 foot sausage trophy is given to commemorate this historic event.

Jeffrey Keith is the Hot Beef king of 1996. Just look at his award.

by pepperjack January 6, 2003

Adam kIng

King charlie!!! woop

oh! that adam king is soo king charlie!

by abdul jahbar December 14, 2008