Ceiling Cat

He represents god, usually referred to on LOLCats.com
but sometimes people make things like "ceiling cat the movie". His rival is basement cat who represents Satin. His son is Happy cat who represents Jesus.

Tom: Hey did you see that new ceiling cat LOL?
Jerry: Is it the one where he kills basement cat?

by ObviouslyTrollingButMayNotBe October 23, 2011

cats in the cradle

Confusing as fuck

Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer.

Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit.

by Tspice November 28, 2017

Ally cat

My sister

My sister is ally cat
Ilove my sister ally cat
No one calls her ally cat but my dad...

by Geena hox January 1, 2012

phat cat

a pimp and or player in FL

yo you see that pimp he is a str8 up phat cat

by dj crazy ace February 25, 2004

cat's ass

hot dog, more specifically the end of a hot dog that resembles a cat's anus.

Hey Mom, get some of those all beef cat's asses when you go to the store.

by Mom February 4, 2005

cats cradle

the area in a males pants that is between the ball sack and the shaft. Also refers to the dried semen that dribbles down the penis and behind the ball sack.

I got an itch in the cats cradle

by Ruben Migroin April 28, 2011

Cat Packer

Some one who packs cats

The packer inserts his packer into the cat, thus becoming the cat packer.

by Equinox August 12, 2004