Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

Piss On Your Grave

From Travi$ Scott's 2015 album 'Rodeo':

When you use someone's face as a urinal,
Then do the same at their funeral,
Piss on their grave

I USE YOUR FACE AS THE URINAL
THEN DO THE SAME AT YOUT FUNERAL
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE

by GreenTileEnthusiast February 24, 2024

Pissed

For some reason, it is a cure word. It means to be angry or TRIGGERED. It also means to become extremely drunk. Like drunk to the tee.

1) Yo, dis dude is pissed. Stop wrecking his car, man.
2) How many drinks did this guy have to get so pissed?

by dead_inside_fag March 2, 2019

Pissing In Them Jeans

Basically asking a girl does she gotta fat ass
Typically a white girl

Boy: Stand up
Girl: Why
Boy: I need to see if you right
Girl stands up:
Boy: Yeah you pissing in them jeans

by Tip60 December 10, 2017

Piss

Australian slang for alcohol

It's been a long day. let's go to the pub and get some piss

by gingerwithasoul_ November 5, 2018

Piss kiss

Another term for eating pussy

Todd gave Samantha a piss kiss last night

by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024