cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

by JustRocky April 12, 2022

penis demon

a scary demon who says penis and trys to eat you up to have a bigger pp

Demon: PENIS
Person: AHHH ITS THE PENIS DEMON

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

Penis roulette

When a person wears a blindfold and takes whichever penis come thier way

Mary played penis roulette at the party last night. She landed on black.

by Gypo69 February 12, 2015

house penis

My boy alex

Mans dick shaped like a house penis

by Nigga lettuce February 15, 2020

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

penis toes

Imagine your toes but they’re tiny dicks

Dude look at his penis toes

Chad fucked me hard with his penis toes

by penislicker105 February 10, 2019