eat my pants

a term used in a romantic or threatening manner

romantic - hey honey, why don't you come over tonight and eat my pants. *wink wink*

threatening - I swear to my Jesus if you don't give me back my son i'll eat your pants.

by itsbellamyfella December 10, 2018

Bend my knees

When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.

Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.

by Sambiase November 18, 2013

Pinch My Squid

To masturbate, especially while listening in on a conference call.

“Do you think she could talk sexy so I can pinch my squid?"

by TNRjackass April 3, 2008

Butter my Buns

During the ejaculation part, you do it all over your partners ass.

Butter my buns after fucking my ass

by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016

Ow, my leg!

What the guy in the background of every disaster on the show Spongebob says.

*BIG CAR CRASH*
Ow, my leg guy: Ow, my leg!

by gln&dstn November 29, 2009

burst my bubble

The act of someone who is downing your up or telling you that what you think is right is wrong

"I'm going to draw a picture with purple paint!" says Jerry. "We don't have any paint." says Mike. "Don't burst my bubble!" says Jerry. In this case Mike is make Jerry unhappy by telling him the opposite of what he wanted to hear.

by puppylove425 November 16, 2013

water my cat

Get da pussy wet.

"Hayden, I'm going to need you to water my cat tomorrow." Said Riley

by Heho07 August 23, 2016