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literally my life

A term used primarily by white teen-girls trying to discribe how one thing relates to them on a personal level.
"She slept in all day yesterday. Thats like.. literally my life."
by Romeo and Deviet July 6, 2016
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Screen-life balance

The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.
I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.
by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023
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Mid-Life Crisis

When a man who has lived a kick-ass life becomes older and wants to return to his wilder younger days, typically done by buying sports cars and having affairs with much younger women.
“Did you see Fred driving that hot red Ferrari with the model?”

“He must be having a mid-life crisis.”
by FreidrichVanHausen November 14, 2019
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i need a life

something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh
1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*
by GAS BOIA! December 25, 2017
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Vita Means life

An unofficial, hardback book covering the entire history of the PlayStation Vita console made by Sandeep Rai.
Chad: Have you bought "Vita Means Life" yet?
Virgin: No, never had a vita
by 9xnerd May 2, 2022
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dick life support

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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Bad Life Choices

Justin Biebers life
" Don't do a Justin Bieber " = Bad Life Choices
by Romeo 69 August 6, 2016
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