National Grab Dat Ass Day

on april 17th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

I grabbed her ass on national grab dat ass day!

by National Days Inc. May 27, 2018

National slap your sibling day

When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.

"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"

by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021

National slap your siblings day

December 18th its National slap your siblings day whether you have one sibling or 5 and your parents can get mad about it!

Mom:WHY DID YOU SLAP *insert siblings name*

Child: It's December 18th, National slap your siblings day

Mom: What-

by Gachafro December 6, 2021

national kiss ya homies day

Often confused with National Kiss Your Homies Day but they are very different. It occurs on February 21st of every year. Remember to ask for consent before you kiss ya homie.

Hey man can i kiss you for national kiss ya homies day?
Of course man!

by gayestbee February 19, 2021

National dick down Chris day

October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down

Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical

by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019

national jimps gets roblox day

On July 5 2020 Jimpsup something Jr got roblox and we celebrate this moment because it's a moment in time that we should all cherish

"Are you celebrating national jimps gets roblox day? because i sure am"

by stream nicki July 5, 2020

National kiss your girlfriend day

January 13th kiss your girlfriend at school

Kiss your girlfriend on January 13th at school even if its in front of your or her friends and it can be your first one too, National kiss your girlfriend day

by National kiss your girlfriend January 12, 2021