Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

Villas Dog

A microwaved hot dog on a piece of white bread.

We ran out of hot dog rolls so i had to make a villas dog instead.

by Lowkeymike August 18, 2015

dog pour

A "dog pour" occurs when someone sits / kneels on the ground (usually outside) while a partner pours a drink into their mouth from a significant distance overhead.

"Diego had to be at least 10 feet above her in a tree, but Shannon had no problem finishing off that dog pour... What a superstar."

by RoidsOfBamftt November 8, 2009

Dog gammon

u know when dog gammon

he's eating my dog gammon. Pls no

by aznee346 February 21, 2021

kennel the dogs

To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.

I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.

by The last word July 3, 2014

pootie dog

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

by Caprowler December 2, 2016

FLOS DOG

Fat Lop Of Shit with Dilutions Of Grandeur

Have you looked at yourself in the mirror you FLOS DOG

by anonymous February 20, 2021