dick garage

a nice warm place to park your dick

Excuse me. I'm kinda new in town. Do you know where I can find a good dick garage?

by dustin January 8, 2004

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My dick

My favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest

I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!

by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 27, 2011

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rubber dick

Unable to reach an erection. Due to prolonged drug abuse. See 'Billy Willy'

Yo! That's some serious shit man!!! It's given me the Rubber Dick!!!

by Sevenstrokesofthemonkey July 20, 2003

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dick trap

when a woman asks a man a question or suggestion that no matter how he answers or which choice he makes, he is in trouble.

"Can I see your porn collection honey? I promise I wont get mad" "I'm not answering that, it has dick trap written all over it!"

by Bryan Berry November 9, 2008

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Andy Dick

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Andy Dick has no fans and is absolutely not funny at all, this is probably why he was an alcoholic, or something like that, no one pays attention to him, it's like Denmark.

by Have fun with that July 12, 2009

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A tiny penis that cannot promote moose knuckling or gapping as it is too small to overstretch the inner labia (labia minora) and too thin to separate the outer labia (labia majora). The opposite of horse cock.

She barely noticed the penetration of his rice dick.

by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

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