bug cheese

Another name for the guts of squashed or trampled bug that weirdly looks like cheese

mosquito: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
girl: eww! *stomps*
mosquito: *squish*
girl: omg bug cheese!

by Happy Cow January 8, 2014

Obama cheese

Nigga balls

Obama cheese is a nigga

by Nigga cheese ball July 12, 2022

Cheese-Tastic

When a guy is making a sandwich for his lady friend(which rarely happens) and he has no cheese for the sandwich. What he does at this point is ejaculate onto the bread, using his"jizz" as cheese.

Guy:"Honey this is a once in a life time opportunity, I'm making you a sandwich, what do you want on it?"

Girl:"I don't care babe but I want it to be CHEESE-TASTIC!"

by DBigshot November 25, 2010

Cheese Bags

Early 1st Century derogatory slur used by heathens to call out early catholics in a negative fashion. Cheese Bags is a translation of the Aramaic word describing the smelly leather pouches that transported cheese and curds.

Stay fresh cheese bags!

by Billy Shaquille Speare July 17, 2019

Strip Cheese

When you get a lap dance from a haggy, meth-mouthed stripper and as she slowly rubs her floppy pancake tits across your face a smelly, chunky fromunda cheddar mixed with glitter from her tit pit smears on you. This substance is Strip Cheese.

Girlfriend: “The fuck is that stank on yo face nigga!”

Me: “Strip Cheese, baby I’m sorry! I have a problem.”

by Jamescole May 7, 2018

cheese obsessive

A person who is obsessed with the fine art of eating cheese. Often used as a diss for immature little kids.

Bob is a complete cheese obsessive.
Go die, you stupid cheese obsessive! OH! THATS A DISS!!!!!!!!!!

by cheese obsessive May 13, 2005

Cherries and the Cheese

Slang for Furry Porn

"ok son, let me tell you about the cherries and the cheese"

by mmango June 11, 2018