butt snorkel

a hand-held anal cleansing device, sometimes referred to as a hand-held bidet or Muslim shower.

Every time I try to use the toilet in India, the floor is covered with butt snorkel water.

by Butt Snorkel October 14, 2008

Butt Pirate

An anal warrior who unnapologetically shoves his SEA MONSTER into the uncharted ocean of another CHEEBS ANUS.

"We kissed and then that Butt Pirate bent me over and chapped my @$$."

by Jamison Marquart November 1, 2004

Butt Rider

A person who smokes a cigarette down to the filter.

guy: hey dont throw that cig yet i want the last drag!
dude:its the filter
guy: nah its still good
dude: what a butt rider

by is?real August 3, 2011

butt load

a copious quantity of anything frustrating particularly in academia.

I have a butt load of lousy history papers to grade

by stressed April 23, 2006

butt spud

the brown mass that leaves your derrier every twenty four hours, often helped by a gentle squeeze. poo, excriment, turd, plop, shanny, shit, crap, douglas hurd.

i've just dropped a butt spud in the john, she's a beauty!

by Mr.Porkie November 25, 2005

butt luv

butt sex, butt luvin'. to have sex in jah butt... butt humping... humping another's butt. :/ makin luv with someone's butt. getting jiggy with someone's butt.

butt luvin' time!

butt sex, yay! :D

by BloodBat September 10, 2007

Zipper Butt

There is so much un-wiped fecal matter in the crevice between your left and right butt cheeks that you can no longer open them. May often cause inability to poop. It is often linked to having a lot of anal hair and a lack of hygiene. As well as being a condition, it can also be used as an insult.

1. Dude, I've got a terrible case of Zipper Butt.
2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?
3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?
4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.
5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!

by Cockstin Lust March 21, 2011